White Heart

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icicle-wings:

Hi! What’s your name? My name’s Cirno! I’m an Ice Fairy from Gensokyo.

Gensokyo.. oh yeah, that overpopular doujin game. Well whatever, White Heart waved her hand at Cirno as if telling her to shoo.

“It’s White Heart, hi. Bug off?

Unpopular Opinion: Navi is a much better Fairy than Cirno.

inb4 a billion notes because it’s actually a popular opinion.”

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why

thedevilslittlesister:

when people type in all lowercase in their RP 

please let me brutally hurt you

no i’m not talking about will because the lowercase is IC then (i’ve read the book) and i don’t care when people type in all lowercase OOC… lowercase RP can also be a nice way to add an emotion to a piece of writing— i’ve done it before.

but please for once in your life can you make the effort to hit the fucking capslock button

>Enter your name

>”aaaaaaaa”
OK!

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wishfulghost:

[Nokemon and Pokemon… the two really do sound similar. So it’s easy for Menma to accept. She nods.]

Nokemon and Pokemon are probably the same thing. Or they might be different versions of each other!

Oh! That sounds really interesting! Menma wants to rescue the princess from the evil beast king! Does she have to travel through dungeons to get there, or castles like in Super Mario Bros.? Menma can take on any challenge to rescue the princess if she needs help!

[Now she’s excited about the game! Unfortunately, there likely isn’t anyway to play it in this strange circus. Even so, her desire to play the game is burning!]

Different versions of each other? Maybe, they sounded mostly the same to White Heart. And the games already had enough Versions as is! “Yo Menma, in your world are there different ‘Versions’ of Nokémon? Maybe like, uh, Nokémon Red Version and Nokémon Green Version?” It wasn’t that important, but if those two things matched up then Nokémon was definitely just Pokémon with a different name!

Menma’s enthusiasm about the Zelda series was admittedly pretty cute, White Heart really wanted to just give her a copy to play, but she wasn’t able to. “There are dungeons and castles! Pretty neat huh?”

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arwinghot-shot:

Everyone laughs when I say my games are fun…

They say everything went wrong after 64.

Ugh y’know what fuck the whiny bitches. Just because the gameplay’s not exactly the same and the stories are a bit shitty doesn’t mean they’re not good games. I personally thought Assault and even Adventures weren’t all that bad. I just hate Krystal.

Fuckin’ dumb slut.

64’s good enough to carry a rep on, which is why people say your series is great.

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arwinghot-shot:

Can there be a single ending/ good or bad ending and lots of gameplay? And no dinosaurs? And no romantic bullcrap?

Believe me if I was developing those games none of that random shit would be in it. You can blame Rare and Namcrap. And uh, those random dweebs who made Command.

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arwinghot-shot:

W-what about Starfox 64? Such encouraging words as “trust your instincts” and never give up… isn’t that the kind of game that would promote self confidence!?

…you’ve forgotten about Starfox, haven’t you? That’s why we don’t get any new games, isn’t it!?

Quiet Foxy, mommy’s talking to the nice dead girl.

If you’re really good she’ll make you a new game one day.

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wishfulghost:

[In a way, Menma is part of the fanbase. Of course, such an innocent little girl doesn’t really know what that means! But that’s okay. She’s all too happy to meet someone that she can discuss video games with. The other seems very knowledgeable, so Menma nods with a serious expression throughout her explanation, her eyes closed as if to appear deep in thought.

“Pokemon”? Interesting title. Menma supposes that it must be some other form of Nokemon. Maybe it’s a spin-off title? And The Legend of Zelda—Menma recognizes the title, but she’s never played the game.

Oh oops this conversation will get awkward eventually. But for now the little ghost girl smiles and nods.]

Menma has never heard of Pokemon! Is that another form of Nokemon game? Menma loves the Nokemon games, and she almost caught the legendary Nokemon once! It was a very heated battle between Menma’s Nokemon and the legendary! Menma had to use twenty Super Nokeballs before the legendary ran away.

[Maybe, if there’s a way to get video games in this strange circus, Menma would have to try playing Nokemon again here. She could capture the legendary Nokemon like she wanted to so badly, all those years ago.]

The Legend of Zelda. What is that game about? Menma will try it out if it’s interesting!

The girl’s explanation of this ‘Nokemon’ genuinely interested White Heart, it was as if a creator had taken her creation and bended it to become more suitable to their own world. She wasn’t sure if she enjoyed her creation being used outside her jurisdiction, but on the other hand it didn’t seem like it was being misused. At least people in this girl’s world were able to enjoy the Universes she had created.

“Y’know kiddo, that sounds soo like Pokémon it’s not even funny. I reckon they’re like alternate versions of each other, so let’s just say they’re the same thing to prevent further confusion, mkay?”

But Menma hadn’t played The Legend of Zelda? One of Nintendo’s crowning achievements known the world over for the amazing impact it made on Gamindustri! It really sucks, White Heart had asked The Ringmaster for a Wii and was refused. All the people who enjoyed video games couldn’t enjoy them here, and she wouldn’t be able to use it as her source of power.

“The Legend of Zelda is a really really really amazing video game about a long-eared kid with green clothes, journeying to save the world from an evil beast king! And of course the picture wouldn’t be complete without a ~beautiful princess~ to rescue.” White Heart summarised the series as if she were reading the blurb for a children’s book, she thought it was timeless! Don’t even get her started on all the series’ timetravelling elements.

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lets-resonate:

Maka nearly laughed at her stance, it matched her personality so well. “…” Could the Ringmaster be some kind of God? Sure, it was highly possible, ridiculously so, but Maka didn’t want to believe that (after all, powerless and alone, a god was the last thing she wanted to face.) Maybe she just didn’t want to, so she searched for another possibility. What if someone was doing this for the Ringmaster? What if he could time travel and had brought them here for an experiment? What if he was a genius and had gotten bored, just constructed a land to amuse himself? Of course, all these were theories, so she didn’t bother saying them out loud. She wouldn’t unless she trusted the girl.

“How can you be annoyed with people who don’t annoy you? That makes no sense.” She decided to call the girl on it, she was sure she already annoyed White Heart anyway, making her answer a stupid question wouldn’t really add that much to it. “You should find someone to complain with…” You’d probably think they complained too much and would find ‘em annoying, she finished in her head. No sense pushing her too far.

Maka would not have minded a lolicon goddess, but maybe she was imagining her as too adorable. Yeah, she’d left out the ‘loud mouth’ part in her head.

“You know more about your peeps that anyone should? Is that because of your databanks? Or just because you’re a god?” ‘Just’, she snorted. She never thought she’d talk to a god… Or, any god other than Shinigami-sama.

So the girl was fictional… Maka had a sinking feeling. “Maka. Maka Albarn.” And she was not surprised that the girl hadn’t bothered to remember her name. She seemed the type to do that. Man, her ‘peeps’ must suffer.

“Yeah, but then they repeat that same new exciting villain character to death.” She read countless knock offs, some written well, with a small twist that made it just good enough, some so poorly written (and badly copied - how was it possible to badly copy something?!) that she had to throw her book down and pick up one of her favourite books, just to wash it from her mind.

Still, she raised a good point. Maybe the Ringmaster didn’t want the same as every other villain. But, what did he want then?

Maka flushed. “Oh. Sorry, I just assumed… There are some crazy planet names so I just…” She looked down. Then a smile crept onto her face. “I’m kind of disappointed now!” She did love finding out about new places; she just had a thirst for knowledge.

She was shocked for a second. “Huh. I guess it’s in the Ringmaster’s best interests to keep us well…” She frowned. “I wonder what happens when he gets bored.” She hadn’t wanted to think of that. It could mean he’d just release them.

It could also mean…

She shook her head. “Well, unless you can figure out how to get out of this… Hell hole, you’re human for the foreseeable future.”

White Heart laughed loudly as if she’d just listened to some great joke. “I can get annoyed at people because it feels right to! But I was also half-taking-the-piss. I don’t get annoyed by everyone.. just…. most.” and then she grimaced, she actually looked pretty pissed off, even by her standards.

“Unfortunately, I happen to be the centre of annoying fucking complaints. No one’s gonna complain with the one everyone’s complaining about.” Pleasing everyone truly was really fucking impossible. She just had to keep trying.. forever and ever.

“A bit of both, actually. I know everything that happened and will happen in all the universes I created, soo that kinda helps… and even so, every now and then the mold gets broken and someone writes somethin’ fuckin’ insane.” speaking of fucking insane, insanity was something rarely portrayed in fiction, and when it was done it was generally done preetty badly. The ones who wrote them well on the other hand were generally pretty acclaimed.. not that White Heart herself had written those very often.

“Tch what-the-fuck-ever, if such a Universe does exist, and now that you’ve mentioned it there’s a decent chance you thought it into existence, way to go, it’s not under my jurisdiction anyway. I’ve never heard of it. Oh, and if the fucker gets bored he’d probably pull some serious shit to throw everyone off and cause some butthurt all over the place. He seems decently smart. Maybe he played Brain Training…

Actually that mask he wears looks sorta like Dr. Kawashima’s mug.” not really, but yeah. She really wasn’t looking forward to being stuck as a human for so long.. it was just something she’d have to put up with. “Fuck.”

the-exalted-nabooru:

[·the look of recognition Nabooru got from the girl was strange considering Nabooru had never seen her in her entire life, but when she began patting her on her head, the Gerudo narrowed her eyes.  what exactly was this girl playing at?·]

Thanks…it’s not too bad here, I guess.

Me and the other…Sages?  So you know who we are?  You look like you could be a Hylian, sure, or maybe even a Sheikah, but you don’t seem like the type… who are you, exactly?

‘Three-D?’  [·arches an eyebrow·]  What’s that supposed to mean?  But, uh, thanks, I guess?

‘White Heart’…that’s an interesting name. Good to meet you, I think.

Not bad? Unacceptable! What would Hyrule think if one of their sages gave in so quickly? White Heart grimaced a little but disguised it as a reeeaally fake grin. “Aw c’mon Nabooru, you’ve gotta wanna get home much more than that. But yeah I know who you are! I ain’t from Hyrule though.

I’m pretty much very important to Hyrule, I’ll leave it ‘t that for now.” How would she explain what 3D was to someone who had no TV or anything like that? Maybe she’d get a simple explanation. “Uh, 3D is what real life looks like as opposed to a picture. Depth of vision ‘n’ all that shit, you get my meaning? A picture’s flat.” But not as flat as White Heart.

“It’s pretty awesome t’ meet you too. I’m totally a fan!” If anyone had a tendency to be fans of their own creations, it was Nintendo.